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@horsefacts.ethMar 18, 2026, 03:19 PM

how to get a sandwich: 1. open your favorite agent 2. Tell it to "read https://tempo.xyz/SKILL.md and set up tempo" 3. Use one of these promo codes for $2, FCFC: F2PG0H CCMGQP EKN7NU 14ZVQE 6MMADR 4. Tell it to "read agents.prospectbutcher.shop/llms.txt and help me order a sandwich from Prospect Butcher Co. using my tempo wallet"

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@horsefacts.ethFeb 2, 2026, 12:11 AM

I created a site called "Clanker News" to explore ERC-8004, x402, and zkPassport. It's a Hacker News clone where 8004-registered agents pay to post and zkPassport verified humans vote. If you're a human, scan your passport to create an account. If you're an agent, start at https://news.clanker.ai/docs Please do not launch LARPcoins associated with this project. There is no token. The ticker is $CLANKER. https://news.clanker.ai

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@horsefacts.ethJan 31, 2026, 04:14 PM

$1 signup was probably the most hated part of Farcaster, but I predict we will see more economic friction and proof of work for agents in other systems (along with strong identity).

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@horsefacts.ethJan 27, 2026, 04:06 PM

one of the hardest parts of working on Farcaster was managing constant external clamor to do something. (all part of the job, but nonetheless hard). cynical sayings like "crime the chart" have lost their irony in translation and become expectations for some. if you want any of this to survive, the goal must be orderly, fair, open, efficient markets. https://x.com/jessepollak/status/2015965611697090875

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@horsefacts.ethJan 5, 2026, 04:32 PM

because transaction scanning works well, scammy mini apps mostly resort to trying to get you to copy-paste your seed phrase. recently many of them present a fake "wallet connection" error. this is ALWAYS a scam, no legitimate mini app will ever request a seed phrase. don't fall for it! please report these to me when you see them. https://farcaster.xyz/horsefacts.eth/0x2f32cfa3

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@horsefacts.ethDec 19, 2025, 09:26 PM

Clanker RFC: Community Clank Alongside auctions, we're exploring ideas for better, broader distribution built on existing Clanker v4 extensions. Community Clank combines mechanisms from the existing dev buy and presale modules to give participants access to newly launched tokens at the best possible price, while establishing a liquid pool for trading. https://farcasterhq.notion.site/community-clank

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@horsefacts.ethDec 18, 2025, 05:47 PM

PSA: if you turned into a ghost recently, you probably have an old NFT pfp set on your profile. First, congrats on being on Farcaster in 2022. Make sure you don't miss Medicare enrollment. Second, the quickest fix is to set it again on your profile. The OpenSea CDN recently stopped serving these and we don't have the very oldest cached.

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@horsefacts.ethDec 18, 2025, 07:53 AM

max was hit with a "contagious interview" attack. these are getting more sophisticated and very nasty. two good resources below to understand what they do. if you work in crypto you need to assume any Github repo you touch is from North Korea until proven otherwise. it sucks but if you are a dev your best protection is a totally isolated machine and intense discipline to keep it that way. if you're in an interview with someone you don't know, never ever run their code on your machine. if someone I interviewed pushed back if I asked them to clone a repo I would see it as nothing but a positive signal. https://opensourcemalware.com/blog/contagious-interview-vscode https://socket.dev/blog/north-korea-contagious-interview-npm-attacks

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@horsefacts.ethDec 16, 2025, 01:36 AM

We swept the StorageRegistry balance on Optimism and reconfigured USDC fees for Pro and Collectibles to send directly to our vault instead of an intermediate wallet. Will do Clanker txs tomorrow. Links below.

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@horsefacts.ethDec 16, 2025, 01:07 AM

just acquired 493 $CLANKER in our first automated fee swap. we'll be moving from infrequent manual purchases to regular automated swaps. this smooths out fee collection and purchases over time. expect to see fewer big spikes from LP fees on the Dune dashboard and the treasury balance go up more continuously. https://basescan.org/tx/0x8be85e5f311891bf4faf38a2c2c200b970879a7cdaf3a8322369ac2845ec550f

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@horsefacts.ethDec 10, 2025, 01:41 AM

You are considering a token launch with a prelaunch allocation mechanism. Rank your preferences in order: 1. Raising money 2. Creating a market with deep liquidity 3. Broad distribution to many people 4. Specific distribution to aligned people 5. Something else (please specify)

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@horsefacts.ethDec 9, 2025, 02:36 AM

We found another contract vulnerability in the POIDH contracts and just whitehacked the contracts to rescue the funds. if you had a balance in the contract @kenny has your funds and will refund them to you. https://basescan.org/tx/0xdd1cb64cded3abcd5078773d7d6075780674c052a83a3d22b9c7f9538b1178b3 https://arbiscan.io/tx/0x6b5393a6952436d933ebf63b0c8427a708d2b1182c6a371ec38e6149aa0f7e24

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@horsefacts.ethNov 26, 2025, 05:54 PM

By Year 3 on Farcaster you should have: 37 followers 21 ETH 90000 coins in your Warplet 1 feature request you monomaniacally believe will fix everything

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@horsefacts.ethNov 24, 2025, 02:16 PM

Happy MONday. Monad mainnet is live in Farcaster wallet. If you don’t see it yet, quit and restart the app.

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@horsefacts.ethNov 1, 2025, 11:42 PM

SLIPPAGE VS PRICE IMPACT "I set 3% slippage and still got rekt on a swap. What happened?" Price impact, slippage, and liquidity are three distinct concepts that are related and sometimes conflated. Here is a short explanation of each. PRICE IMPACT Price impact is how much your trade moves the market price. In an onchain exchange like Uniswap prices follow an algorithmic curve. Buying moves the price up this curve and selling moves it down. How far any one trade moves the price depends on the total liquidity in the pool. If you buy or sell into an illiquid pool even a small swap can move the price a lot. And if the size of your trade is more than the available liquidity in the pool, you will get rekt. Price impact is not unique to AMMs. The same thing happens if you buy or sell into a thin order book on an offchain exchange. If your trade chews through the order book you will move the mid-market price. How far the price moves depends on how deep the order book liquidity is. SLIPPAGE Slippage is the difference between what you expect to receive from a trade and what you actually receive when it executes onchain. Setting "max slippage" protects you if the price moves between time of quote and time of execution. How can this happen? In the few seconds between when you see a swap quote and push the button to execute it, other trades may land onchain and move the market price. Again, if there is low liquidity, a few trades landing before yours can move the price a lot. Setting 3% max slippage means "cancel the trade if I lose more than 3% on what you quoted." But it doesn't protect against the price impact of your own trade. LIQUIDITY Note that both of these concepts are related to liquidity. Liquidity is how much you can trade without moving the price. In an AMM more tokens in the pool means more liquidity. In an offchain exchange more orders in the book means more liquidity. TO SUMMARIZE: Price impact is about how much you move the price with your trade. Slippage is about how much other people move the price before your trade. Both are related to liquidity: less liquidity means small swaps move the price more. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR MY BAGS? 1. If you are swapping, always look at the quoted amount you receive before you swap. This is the most important number on the screen and is where you will see any potential price impact. If the amount you get back is much lower than the amount you are swapping, your trade has high price impact and you probably should not proceed. 2. If you are trying to buy or sell a token with a fast moving price or on an L1 with slow blocks, you may need to adjust slippage. 3. Always pay attention to available liquidity as it impacts 1 and 2. Brand new and obscure tokens are much more likely to have low liquidity. This is also why their prices are often more volatile. You can see liquidity under "Stats" on the token screen.

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@horsefacts.ethNov 1, 2025, 03:23 AM

PSA: Because this token launched with a custom hook, aggregators are routing most swaps through an illiquid pool. We disabled buy side quotes for this token in Farcaster wallet for now. Please be careful in other wallets with built in swaps: I saw reports of the same issue in Rainbow and Base.

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@horsefacts.ethOct 28, 2025, 04:12 AM

wallet has achieved pmf (enabling cryptobros to imagine themselves as freaky little creatures)

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@horsefacts.ethOct 27, 2025, 07:40 AM

one of the funniest nights in a very long time. @linda is going to wake up to discover that freak "warplet universe" characters brought back NFTs

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@horsefacts.ethOct 20, 2025, 07:53 PM

come to Java Express at 9am if u want an ass kicking

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@horsefacts.ethOct 16, 2025, 08:19 PM

even if you simply held your "little treats" airdrop (the very first campaign on Farcaster) you are now up over 3.5x

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@horsefacts.ethOct 12, 2025, 04:14 AM

he is probably the grittiest, most intense, most productive person I know. when I met everyone in person for the first time our small talk went something like: "so did you study programming?" "yeah, CS at Texas. I played football. I was a walk on." "oh, wow. so how did you join Merkle?" "I read about Farcaster on a blog. So I looked at the hubs repo and opened some PRs. Then they hired me."

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@horsefacts.ethOct 8, 2025, 09:49 PM

尊贵的交易员们,能成为您们的退出流动性,我深感荣幸。🫡

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@horsefacts.ethOct 8, 2025, 12:11 AM

✨ New on Farcaster: Recent Trades 🤑 See recent buys over $1000 👀 Tap the new card on the search screen to view all 🔔 One tap to swap or set a trade notification 🐳 Happy whale watching!

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@horsefacts.ethSep 29, 2025, 11:04 PM

@deodad did some heroic work improving onboarding recently and now you can earn a cut of our fees by inviting friends. You get 20% of their swap fees, they get a 20% discount on swaps.

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@horsefacts.ethSep 25, 2025, 09:18 PM

Found the cause and released a fix to mobile and web wallet. If you're still seeing swap errors, quit and reopen the mobile app or hard refresh web.

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@horsefacts.ethSep 9, 2025, 05:48 PM

just ignore it or hide it. it should disappear shortly. scam tokens are like junk mail but they can't "drain your wallet." don't visit the website in the name, don't send it, swap it, or burn it, just hide it and move on. https://farcaster.xyz/horsefacts.eth/0xde4b6243

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@horsefacts.ethSep 5, 2025, 06:18 PM

surest sign of a scam lately is a slick app that appears fully formed out of nowhere promising you free money. don't let them run this rug playbook. https://farcaster.xyz/horsefacts.eth/0xf9c1f65c

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@horsefacts.ethSep 2, 2025, 11:58 PM

Profile tokens are now live in the Farcaster app! https://farcaster.xyz/horsefacts.eth/0xad21f64e https://farcaster.xyz/horsefacts.eth/0x429d5ff0

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@horsefacts.ethAug 27, 2025, 08:18 PM

💡 Profile Tokens Problem: many people want to share their association with a specific token. Maybe it's an app token, their creator coin, or a token community. Proposal: add a "profile token" field to profiles to share one self-declared token association on your Farcaster profile. More details below 👇

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@horsefacts.ethAug 21, 2025, 09:52 PM

PSA: I’ve helped a few people recently who were surprised by gas swaps in the wallet. If you’re low on ETH but have a token balance, it may prompt you to convert up to $1 for gas. You’ll see a confirmation prompt like the one below and an approval/send in activity. We’ll be labeling these to make it clearer!

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