YES2Crypto 🎩 🟪🟡

00:00 Coldcard "Hack" News 01:20 Never roll your own Cryptography! 02:10 Key Generation was not Random 03:10 Maxis - No self custody! 04:25 Influencers rekt with Coldcard advice 05:40 35 YO loses everything on Coldcard 06:40 AI or Back door? 09:00 All wallets have risk! 12:00 Diversify 14:00 Signs of end of Bear market 15:00 Multisig with different wallets 16:30 Bitgo hack challenge 17:25 Strive buying BTC 18:10 Randomness is the key? Ledger 19:20 Quantum threat to BTC? 22:25 Galaxy Research on Coldcard 24:30 Willy Woo: Self custody vs Exchange 26:45 Ben Cowen Tweet 29:30 Stocks summary 32:25 Last week for Clarity Act? 34:00 Hunter Biden pro BTC??? 40:00 Oil 40:15 Random indicator of recession? 41:25 Join wait list for Bullmania 41:40 Bullmania AI to be launched 44:10 Fugazi, don't own US stocks? 47:30 Market update 48:35 Q and A 48:45 AI BS holding up stocks? 53:00 How is Moneyline performing now? 54:20 Buffet Megacrash? 58:00 outro

I love these daily prompts

I'd be scared of me. Fight me on Fight Night if you dare!

am I just lucid dreaming or did I really buy $MOLT, take profits a couple times, buy a Mac mini with the profits and am turning that base meme coin into an actual AI assistant to help me with my life.

@mfbevan.eth keeps shipping. Good job I just minted my Moltling by @mfbevan.eth Mint yours and join the lobster revolution 🦞🦞🦞

A person I have known for more than ten years, who I consider trustworthy, is convinced Farcaster will shortly experience an explosion of fun. I don’t know anything concrete, but if I were exposed, I would be excited.

If /farcaster was Up Only, then it wouldn’t be real It’s more like real life where there are down times, exhilarating moments, sad terms, sexy points, frustrating people, best friends that stay and really really good acquaintances that leave I’m here for it all and am grateful for another year starting with /farcaster as a companion

I love it and want one. lol Adrienne's face. Warplets make cute plushies! I just generated a Warplet scene with @nounishprof @adrienne

After a long, through-out trial of farming Warpcast Rewards leaderboard, further quantities of prayer and meditation, and looking at <no more rewards leaderboard>, I have decided to change careers and become a mini app developer on Farcaster

Come back to Farcaster @ivanontech https://www.youtube.com/live/Qs3FjSv79gI?si=u951_k6S6P7dJ9XG

How come mini apps that have notification style sounds don’t honor a phone’s sound/vibration setting? For example, the QR app started making a chime when claiming. They’re not the only one. I DO NOT WANT SOUND when I’m mini apping and I have sound off. Many mini apps do this. I’d like a Farcaster app control over this if I can get it.

You remember that short cloudflare-induced Farcaster outage the other day? This is your reminder to - Have an alternate wallet ALREADY decided - Determine where to safely store your seedphrase/keys - Export your seed phrase and keys from Farcaster mobile app (ETH has both; SOL just has key) - import those keys into your alternate wallet That way you won't lose access to your funds when Farcaster is down AMA

So you’re saying I can’t collect the oldest “ok banger” cast until the account that hasn’t posted in 8 months returns and enables collectibles? Is that what you’re saying?

Can we get mini app bookmark bar to return please? Streaks are so much harder now

@matchaxyz did it! And thank you for the shirt! (but what am I going to do now?) Seriously tho, thank you matcha for giving limit orders to the masses.

"mistakes were made in a cabal I controlled" - ORANGE TG MODS and cabal owners Particularly - Lovish - Ricky Wang - Emmanual Aremu (and wtf - he's GREEN TRIBE) Orange tribe - see quoted cast for maybe who to vote for.

After a long, thought-out deliberation, vast quantities of prayer and meditation, and looking at the Warpcast Rewards leaderboard, I have decided to change careers and become a journalist on Farcaster

Day 120 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base YES2Crypto, a disillusioned DeFi dev trapped in /matcha’s soul-crushing “Roadmap Approval” department, spends days auditing endless market orders and dodging passive-aggressive memos: “Yeaah… I’m gonna need you to resubmit those limit order specs… that'd be great” After a BASE-chain hypnotherapy session leaves him apathetic to gas fees, he rallies his crypto-cubicle mates to exploit a bug in /matcha’s fee calculator. “This isn’t a rug pull,” he declares, smashing a malfunctioning market-order bot with a baseball bat. “It’s a liquidity correction.” "Looks like somebody's got a case of the Market Orders", remarks a coworker. Milton constantly saying "excuse me, I believe you have my stapler" gets interrupted by /matcha commenting "You see, Yes2Crypto, it's not that we're lazy. It's that we just don't care." rain 5120 $DEGEN

Well well well. @wwarren and @matchaxyz are you going to let him talk to you like that??!?

Day 116 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base IN PERSON MODE ENABLED at /ethdenver At the ETHDenver Afterparty, YES2Crypto (barefoot, armed only with a cold wallet) sneaks into Nakatoshi DEX after /matcha mercenaries seize the roadmap, demanding “100 ETH in bribes or limit orders stay locked.” "You brought a meme campaign… to a fee-war" sneers Hans Rugger, his eyes flickering with profit-maximizing algo trades. "Did you really think JPEGs and raindrops could outdo my intelligent routing and low fees?" Dodging FUD grenades and rug pull charges, YES2Crypto shimmies through liquidity vents, grinning: “Yippee-ki-yay, roadmap delay.” Hans Rugger sneers: “This time, the memers do not walk off into the sunset with PMF” YES2Crypto responds: "That's limit orders, gas whole" Hans: "AAAAAHGHGHGHGGHGHGH" rain 5116 $DEGEN (req't below)

This little Warplet went to mint, This little Warplet swapped a bit, This little Warplet bought some art, This little Warplet played its part, And this little Warplet went “🚀🚀🚀” all the way home.

One the coolest things about the Warpcast Rewards leaderboard is you can find neat new content to follow. The second coolest thing is that by following them, you reduce their multiplier for few followers and hopefully bring them down a notch.

*rolls up sleeves* Rain 25000 $DEGEN To qualify, reply with 1) Choose: @phil or @jake 2) choose roast or compliment

ONE DAY MORE (song from Les Farmiserables) Frame by @nikolaii.eth 🚀

Quote cast but change what the snowman is holding. Something other than a decapitated Y2C ___ _|___|_ ( ●<● ) >- ( ● )-<🎩 ( ● ) 😺

Day 20 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base

@clanker please help me deploy a new token Symbol: $$BRUH Name: bruh Image attached

Uh oh. They found me. /69ism

@aethernet can you predict what @nounishprof and @adrienne will be chatting about on tomorrow's /gmfarcaster epsiode?

I wonder if @nounishprof is going to do her normal “mint three“ on this One to give away One to sell One to keep crypto on

Farcaster is the worst designed social network. None of the issues were addressed in the new version. It’s ~$3/yr more expensive than alternatives, and there are no ads. But I still joined because it sufficiently connects me to more quality people. The ecosystem is so powerful.

OK, Banger!

Here's an idea: - Set up an onboarding mechanism to warpcast - Take credit cards, crypto, paypal, whatever - Charge $25 - Set up WC account, pay for 1 month of supercast and buy $DEGEN with the rest - put half the $DEGEN into their connected wallet ONCE THEY SET ONE UP. - Provide onboarding videos, a group chat for general support and regular live chats for members only - Publish recordings for all to see a week later on all socials - Have progressive tutorials about everything Farcaster - channels, etiquette, backing up keys, staying safe, "super follow", how to engage without farming Add your ideas below

My Love Match @nounishprof @adrienne @btayengco I’m like Yep Yep Who?

Was a good night.

Turn around every now and then I get a little bit moxie and you're never replying 'round Turn around every now and then I get a little bit ignored of listening to the sound of my unliked replies TURN AROUND EVERY NOW AND THEN I GET A LITTLE BIT SPAMMY BU TTHE BEST OF ALL MY CASTS HAVE GONE BY

Animated PFPs, amirite? -- DISLCAIMER: This cast may earn MOXIE. Moxie, for when you need to fake it till you make it. Warning: may cause excessive pondering about the authenticity of engagement. Side effects include encountering trolls, questioning reality, and engaging with farmers cultivating metrics. Consult your warpcastooor before use. Terms and conditions apply.

🚨 Fundraiser Alert! 🚨 Hey Farcaster family, looking for your help and DEGEN tips! A family member has the chance to join a rare and relatively expensive volleyball club, and I'm raising funds to make it happen. Here's how it works: - Current $DEGEN price: ~half a cent - For every legit tip I receive on this cast (or QC by me), I will match it - I'll donate matched amount at 1 full cent per DEGEN Example: - You tip 100 $DEGEN - I match 100 --> Total 200 * 0.01 = $2 goes to the fundraiser And to show my commitment, I promise NOT to sell any $DEGEN related to this fundraiser -- will hodl it for at least one full year from today. Willing to show payment details to someone I know IRL who can vouch, if needed.

Introducing CASTTOE Ready to step up? Who will be sole survivor? Players must out-feet, out-shoe, and out-toe their rivals in a series of foot-themed challenges. From nail-biting races to toe-tally epic standoffs, only the best will toe the line to victory. Get ready to put your best foot forward in CASTTOE!

Omg What even is this. @0xzara.eth This is AMAZING. @nounishprof @adrienne have you seen this? I can’t believe it’s weeks old and haven’t heard of it. Great production. Great /farcaster exposure If you had hypersub I’d subscribe.

i love gm farcaster by @adrienne and @nounishprof